remember when?

Our family for our first computer back in 2000, when I was 15. It was the eMachines eOne, a pretty blatant iMac ripoff. We had dial-up. It was awesome. Besides Napster, the thing that reminds me the most of those early days is tiny web design. All the coolest sites had dotted lines and tiny Verdana text. Hard to read? Sure. But it inspired Younger Me, and got me doing what I’ve been doing ever since.

With HTML5 and advanced web browsers and mobile devices on the horizon, I wanted to tip my hat to the past one last time before things get all fancy-pants’ed. Enjoy, and, I’ve added code so anyone can customize the colors of this theme using the Appearance tab in the Customize interface, whether or not one has any CSS or HTML knowledge. If you want to get really tweaky, you can add custom CSS, too.

Have fun!

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This is Zoey, my brother’s cat. Photo by Tess.

This is Zoey, my brother’s cat. Photo by Tess.

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The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation

  • Charlie: It's locked! All right, let me try this out.
  • Dennis: What is that, your apartment key? That's not gonna work!
  • Charlie: Why not?
  • Dennis: We're not at your apartment, shithead!
  • Charlie: Well how many possible lock combinations can there be?
  • Dennis: Oh, so many, dude, like hundreds of millions.
  • Charlie: Well eventually they're gonna overlap--
  • Dennis: They're not ever gonna--
  • Charlie: You know what, you're right, it's not working.
  • Dennis: Oh, no shit.
  • Charlie: Well it was worth a try!
  • Dennis: It was not worth a try.
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Here's a website.

Let’s talk about that website, too.

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If you’re raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, dummy!
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Judas Priest - Painkiller

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Play her off, keyboard cat.

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